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Made Up Stuff.
Complete this film review in ten words or less...




I am Winston, and I've been watching quite a few movies recently. Here you'll find my reviews, each one lovingly compressed into ten words or less.

Interests: Movies, music

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Avatar is...

A big CGI splat of a film. Looks good, though.

Posted at 02:15 am by winstonsmith
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Monday, December 14, 2009
Planet 51 is...

A soulless film. In space, nobody gives a damn.

Posted at 02:14 am by winstonsmith
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Nativity! is...

Very sweet, very Christmassy. Martin Freeman's always watchable.

Posted at 02:13 am by winstonsmith
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Fourth Kind is...

Real. Completely real. Absolutely real. Bollocks REAL, I TELL YA!

Posted at 02:11 am by winstonsmith
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Fantastic Mr. Fox is...

Pretty well made. Always nice to see British animation.

Posted at 02:08 am by winstonsmith
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Paranormal Activity is...

An adequate horror. The jumps came from the audience.

Posted at 02:04 am by winstonsmith
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2012 is...

Far too long, and quite ridiculous.

Posted at 02:04 am by winstonsmith
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
An Education is...

Not bad. Some great performances in it.

Posted at 02:02 am by winstonsmith
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Harry Brown is...

Awesome. Caine could easily kick Eastwood's ass.

Posted at 01:59 am by winstonsmith
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1 Day is...

An unexpectedly good gangster musical set in Birmingham.

Posted at 01:58 am by winstonsmith
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