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Complete this film review in ten words or less...




I am Winston, and I've been watching quite a few movies recently. Here you'll find my reviews, each one lovingly compressed into ten words or less.

Age:34
Interests: Movies, music

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Monday, September 07, 2009
The Time-Traveler's Wife is...

a bit overwrought, but not bad. Too chronological.

Posted at 05:34 pm by winstonsmith
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Aliens In The Attic is...

without likeable characters. the old lady fight was funny.

Posted at 05:15 pm by winstonsmith
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Friday, September 04, 2009
GI Joe: Rise of Cobra is...

a better extended toy advert than Transformers was. Ecclestone sucked.

Posted at 05:30 pm by winstonsmith
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Thursday, September 03, 2009
I Love You, Beth Cooper is...

OK, if unmemorable. The lead male was terrible.

Posted at 05:30 pm by winstonsmith
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Inglourious Basterds is...

OK, but an hour too long. And it's "Inglorious Bastards"!

Posted at 05:20 pm by winstonsmith
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Funny People is...

actually pretty good, much better than I expected.

Posted at 05:19 pm by winstonsmith
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
A Perfect Getaway is...

marginally predictable, but excellent, especially the "Bad Taste" Derek moment.

Posted at 09:18 pm by winstonsmith
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Shorts is...

mistitled (perhaps "Wishing Stone"?), but the asynchronous narrative is clever.

Posted at 09:15 pm by winstonsmith
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Saturday, August 22, 2009
Kaminey (Scoundrels) is...

good and dance-filled. "Lock Stock and Twin Slumdog Millionaires."

Posted at 10:02 pm by winstonsmith
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
Coco Before Chanel is...

meandering. Tatou smokes like crazy and single-handedly invents Fashion.

Posted at 10:13 pm by winstonsmith
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