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Complete this film review in ten words or less...




I am Winston, and I've been watching quite a few movies recently. Here you'll find my reviews, each one lovingly compressed into ten words or less.

Interests: Movies, music

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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Diary Of A Bad Lad is...

squeamish, greasy, funny and thought-provoking. Better than Blair Witch.

Posted at 12:02 am by winstonsmith
Reviewed by 1  

Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll is...

raised from average by Andy Serkis. He is Ian Dury.

Posted at 12:02 am by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Tuesday, January 19, 2010
44 Inch Chest is...

a great play, for a film.

Posted at 11:59 pm by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Monday, January 18, 2010
Did You Hear About The Morgans? is...

inexplicably entertaining.

Posted at 11:59 pm by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Daybreakers is...

a nice twist on the vampire idea.

Posted at 11:59 pm by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Up In The Air is...

filled with good performances, but stuck in a holding pattern.

Posted at 11:59 pm by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Sunday, January 17, 2010
Nine is...

definitely not my cup of tea. I hated the songs.

Posted at 07:46 am by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Sherlock Holmes is...

quite entertaining. Guy Ritchie's best film (better than Lock Stock).

Posted at 07:45 am by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Friday, January 08, 2010
Law Abiding Citizen is...

As cohesive as a leaky teabag. Butler outshines Foxx, oddly.

Posted at 02:18 am by winstonsmith
Under Review  

Nowhere Boy is...

A great Young Lennon biopic, filled with great performances.

Posted at 02:17 am by winstonsmith
Under Review  

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